Ford

the name of a child with balls smaller than a grain of salt, usually misspells easy words, even he is older than you he will still be shorter than you.

You are such a Ford, how did you misspell yeah to yezh.

by skunkmonke May 8, 2022

Fast Ford

A fast ford, sold in the uk, usually a hot hatch, awd or fwd.

'Ayy man, I loved those fast fords!'

by JMJCRS July 9, 2021

Ford Transit

Your mate's van which is actually just a Jaguar XJ220 with a Transit body.

Steve: That is not a van

Jeremy: It is a van, I'll show you. It even managed to beat you while carrying an engine.
Steve: It says Jaguar. And it's turbocharged!
Jeremy: Actually what...it is, it's a Jaguar XJ220 in Ford Transit

by realradoncombe October 28, 2021

Tom Ford

An asian male with excellent taste in everything. He is named after the brand Tom Ford since Tom Ford fragrance is what he wears everyday. He has a wide range of interests, such as cars and photography. Although he has in general the mannerism and taste of an old-money white middle aged man, he talks like a college student who wears his pajamas everywhere. His favorite phrase is "Nah Bro" and mainly uses Discord. Sometimes his action comes across as confusing, mainly to female.

"Hey Tom Ford, what are your thoughts on the new camera?"
"Nah Bro. It's totally jank."

by Lordofchernobyl January 25, 2025

Henry Ford Lymphoma

When you become a Ford enthusiast, each Ford product you buy gradually increases the size of your lymph nodes, until every single lymph node becomes the size of a grapefruit. There is currently no known chemotherapy for Henry Ford Lymphoma, but buying a more reliable car like a Toyota can lead to remission.

"I'm about to buy my 17th F-350 Powerstroke after the engines keep blowing up and now all of my lymph nodes are the size of grapefruits!" "You my friend now have Henry Ford Lymphoma."

by Toyota2024 February 4, 2024

Ford

One stupid guy who is sometimes funny. He thinks his legs are thick but the are the skinniest things ever

Person: wow that person has skinny legs
Other person: they must be a Ford

by Morgankwkwkwenej January 4, 2019

Ford

The Ford Motor Company, commonly known as Ford, is an American multinational automaker that has its main headquarters in Dearborn, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit. It was founded by Henry Ford and incorporated on June 16, 1903.

The New Ford F-150 Is Cool!

by awesomesauce128 March 22, 2021