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Donkey Kick

The act of overdosing on painkillers and then getting your balls pounded in by another women's high-heels until a ball breaks or the testicular sack rips open. Also known as Snap, Crackle, Pop.
I headed to the hospital after my share of the Donkey Kick.
by SnapCracklePoop December 13, 2010
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L kick

a breakdance move, used mostly by b-boys and b-girls, in which a handstand position is held with legs at 90 degree angles, or forming an "L"
Yo, foo'. I busted out a sweet L kick yesterday at the breakdance battle and then did a headspin-halo combo!
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Donkey kick

A close relative of the donkey punch; equally as degrating. This can be accomplished by:

1. Mount the female from behind. Her rear end must be up and face flat on the bed (bonus points for dirt/concrete).

2. Though sodomy is prefered, place your penis in either hole.

3. Place your foot on her head and begin intercourse. (bonus points for foot in the mouth)
"After bringing Jen home from the bar, I was able to get her naked and on her knees. From there I had to make a decision: donkey punch or donkey kick."
by Stunna#1 November 22, 2003
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kick slap

When you pimp slap someone with your foot
the new Zohan movie ... when adam sandler kick slaps the suit
by brittney760 January 25, 2008
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kicking vaginas

The opposite of doing nothing.
Doing all the stuffs.
They were kicking vaginas all day...they are amazing!
by GinervaWeasley July 19, 2016
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box kick

v: the opposite of kicking a male in the nether regions, but solely for a female.

much like threatening to punch someone in the ovaries, but much more amusing.
shut up bitch before i give you a box kick.
by ae123456 April 22, 2009
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kick the dog

The phrase describes the process of resetting the watchdog timer of a CPU. This part of the hardware ensures that the device doesn't get stuck in an infinite loop. If the dog doesn't get kicked from time to time, the CPU resets.
John: Hey Buddy, let's kick the dog!
George: I normally don't abuse animals
John: No, I just want to reset the watchdog timer
by Graf Zahl November 5, 2013
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