Flu Jab

When a man has sex with a woman with the intent of getting an STD to transfer to another woman, most often one who has been cheating on him previously.
"Shaniqua was fucking Daquan so I'm gonna give her a flu jab, where's that bitch with Syphilis?"
by IsopodCunt October 24, 2018
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flu cousin

When you and another guy get cheated on by the same girl but both of you already fucked her and you both have her AIDS.
Guy One:Dude,I can't believe she used us like that,and now I have AIDS from her.
Guy Two:Bro I got AIDS from her too!
Guy One:Holy moly that makes us flu cousins.
Guy Two:Man let's go somewhere to eat,my treat.
by Quantum Ranger August 14, 2015
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Penis Flu

Combination of , semen , feces, and snot like a textured stomach, chunky, potent, pungent, smelling like substance that irrupt out of the volcano, like penis shaft , causing the penis, head to hang open. It is caused from anal, anal, anal sex usually it during German potato salad night and buck fucking after dinner or taco night pack in the tip of the penis with sauerkraut and digested potato salad material from the rectum from the animal plans remain soft and throw up every half an hour until all the sauerkraut is thrown up out of the penis May be used on hot dogs .
I’m doing a welfare check at the house hold of Rick and Cheryl I noticed that Ricks penis look like a volcano and it was vomiting from the tip, all over in the room with sauerkraut .. the penis flu Cheryl yelled he has the penis flu
by FkErrrrBODY13 June 05, 2023
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mexi-flu

He had the mexi-flu. He was very sick. And he was alone.
by Ninja-katten May 05, 2009
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aguado flu

Terrible explosion of diarrhea and puke that continues until you are too weak to wish for death’s sweet release.
I can not get the Aguado flu right now!
The Aguado flu had me coming out of both ends!
by Neffajawea April 17, 2021
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joão flu

João Flu is that guy who is extremely shy when it comes to oral presentation in the class, but when we are talking about bed skills, that motherfucker is the beast!
"Eww, we need to break up, I just wanted you to be a little bit more João Flu..."
by pttroller00 February 22, 2017
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Beer Flu

The discreet way of saying that you have/had COVID-19
YouTubers refer to COVID-19 as The Beer Flu
by JonSturtz23 April 02, 2022
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