Fleshlight

A pocket vagina-like thing used for masturbation.

You bought another fleshlight instead of finding a girlfriend, you fucking virgin?

by LexXi910 March 2, 2021

fleshlight_

hot, sexy if you will

"oh yeah! fleshlight_!! hes so hot."

by totiopple June 6, 2021

Flesh tube shimmy

Sliding into a woman's vagina.

Person 1: Hey bud, you look like you had a fun flesh tube shimmy.
Person 2: You caught me, felt like I was drowning in there.

by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021

Flesh tube thimmy

Slang for taking a thumb in the bum, maybe even more depending on your preference.

Person 1: Hey bud, you look like life just gave you a solid flesh tube thimmy.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.

by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021

Flesh Martini

Sexual act: cleansing your partner's perineum by repetitively tonguing the area between their anus and scrotum/vulva.

He always wants a second round after he cleans me up with a Flesh Martini.

by ErectCabbage June 30, 2021

Fleshy Pod

A Prolapse

Kez was very worried when his Fleshy Pod was out in full glory.

by CustardNuts July 11, 2021

flesh piñata

The act of suspending oneself from from an elevated object to ensure imminent demise.

After my uncle hung himeself, he became a flesh piñata so I beat him with a stick.

by Gumbi777 September 11, 2021