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Fleshlight

A pocket vagina-like thing used for masturbation.
You bought another fleshlight instead of finding a girlfriend, you fucking virgin?
by LexXi910 March 2, 2021
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by totiopple June 6, 2021
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Flesh tube shimmy

Person 1: Hey bud, you look like you had a fun flesh tube shimmy.
Person 2: You caught me, felt like I was drowning in there.
by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021
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Flesh tube thimmy

Slang for taking a thumb in the bum, maybe even more depending on your preference.
Person 1: Hey bud, you look like life just gave you a solid flesh tube thimmy.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.
by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021
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Flesh Martini

Sexual act: cleansing your partner's perineum by repetitively tonguing the area between their anus and scrotum/vulva.
He always wants a second round after he cleans me up with a Flesh Martini.
by ErectCabbage June 30, 2021
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Fleshy Pod

Kez was very worried when his Fleshy Pod was out in full glory.
by CustardNuts July 11, 2021
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flesh piñata

The act of suspending oneself from from an elevated object to ensure imminent demise.
After my uncle hung himeself, he became a flesh piñata so I beat him with a stick.
by Gumbi777 September 11, 2021
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