federal pound me in the ass prison

A prison where the daily routine involves much cornholing.

Kenneth Lay should be sent to federal pound me in the ass prison

by cutefuzzysquirrel May 5, 2003

United States federal government

Not Toni Neilson, or any other performance debater, or any debater other than the awesome Nirav Patel for that matter.

The United States federal government is not Toni Neilson, or any other performance debater.

by Trad Debater August 2, 2004

jungle fever

The beautiful romantic attraction of a white individual to a black individual.

I can't help it,I'm head over heels in love with Jamel;I think I got jungle fever!

by rice n peaz April 16, 2006

Federalist

Malnourished, eight to twelve hours of back breaking labor workhorse of a man, still standing, kicked around by his own ungrateful people, fifty beer drinking, salt of the earth, ethical, self educated, rifle born, backwoods raised, sleeps in his boots, pissing on churches, what that's what there for?, angel-possessed demon of a man (haven't yet seen a woman of the same, close, but no), doesn't vote because a politicians job is to be a public servant so it shouldnt matter whom they are, fearing for YOUR future more than his own, no sleep getting, unwashed, unbaptised, kicked from the afterlife of valhalla, warned you once, tell you like it is, one man army type of son of a bitch That tries real hard (so knock it the he'll off) naught to just knock the teeth out of you special snowflakes.

Yeah bitchtits, I'm a Federalist, unlike the hipster want-to-be with the "don't tread on me" bumpersticker on his dodge charger.

by Cthulhu Rex October 5, 2018

jingle fever

The attraction a woman feels to a man with a lot of money. (origin: relates to jingling sound of many coins in a pocket).

As soon as she saw his Maserati, she got jingle fever.

by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006

driving fever

A condition one gets when you can't stop driving to a known or unknown destination. This usually occurs after prolonged driving. The "fever" usually sets in just before dusk and often only ends when the final destination is achieved.

I can't pullover because I've got driving fever. I was only going to drive 700 miles today and drive the final 400 miles home tomorrow but I got driving fever and drove all the way home.

by Mark66 July 22, 2009

monday fever

when everything is extra difficult because it's monday.

dude1: "hey, whats 2+3?"

dude2: "eh.....4?"

dude1:"jesus, you got a case of monday fever!"

by godloveseveyone January 24, 2011