by Nelly's On Fire October 4, 2020
Get the Fast Trackmug. Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.
Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.
*2 minutes later*
Guy 2: That was quick!
Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.
*2 minutes later*
Guy 2: That was quick!
Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.
by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017
Get the fast glidemug. Shit on tv that is so bad it bores the piss out of you even when viewed on fast forward. This applies to all day time TV and most so-called reality shows.
etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'
etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'
dude #1: Hey, did you catch Survivor last night?
dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.
dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.
by twilyth October 21, 2008
Get the fast foringmug. Saying attributed to renowned quizzer "Curtains" Circa 2019 "Better to be fast and wrong, then slow and right" Applies to speed quizzing app.
by Ah Gambon September 20, 2023
Get the Better to be Fast and Wrongmug. The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
Get the Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndromemug. Quicker than the typical pace of the population but still slower than most normal people's "slow".
Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
"May I go to the bathroom?" - Student
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher
by Doctor W October 26, 2011
Get the Salem Fastmug. by MingALing10 March 10, 2021
Get the Fastmug.