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fake the deal

1) To front or pretend something is not true when it actually is.
2) To pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do it.
1)
Josh: "Dag playa Jenny's really being a frigid bitch to you today. I guess things didn't work out at that party last night."
Dave: "Whatever dogg. The real party last night was in her mouth, and everyone came. Then I got her in the ass last night in the back of a Volkswagen. Here watch this video."
(puts video in VCR and presses play)
1 hour later...
Josh: "Good video...that looks like a very uncomfortable place to bang a hoe. So why dat bitch gotta fake the deal?"
Dave: "I don't know man. Bitches."
Josh: "Bitches."

2)
Adam: "Hell yeah bitch I got the royal flush! I guess I'll be taking this money now."
Mike: "Shut up bitch. I didn't even get my cards yet, and neither did you. Stop faking the deal."
by Nick D November 17, 2003
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faders

when an aerola has no definition and fades out into the tit
I was motorboating that chick last night and i noticed she had faders
by Andy "big balls" February 22, 2011
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fake the deal

1) to pretend something is true or put on a front to hide the real facts
2) to pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do so
3) to act like something is worth the money when it is actually more expensive
1)
Ho: "Playa you ain't gettin' none of this shit tonight. Scrub."
Pimp: "Shut up bitch, everybody knows yo' skank ass been around this city more times than the subway. You about as easy as first grade math class. Don't fake the deal."

2)
Teddy KGB: "Haha! I've got the boat! Pay up, bitch!"
Matt Damon: "Shit. Not again........wait a minute.........I don't even have any cards yet! You faked the deal!"

3) I thought that 2004 Hummer was a steal at $1000, but when they told me that the radio, steering wheel, seats, exhaust, frame, and engine were sold separately and cost a total of $70,000 I realized they had really faked the deal.
by Nick D December 11, 2003
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Fake Geek Girl

A girl who inserts herself into geek culture without having a deep understanding and appreciation for properties she talks about.
That Fake Geek Girl got a Shazam lightning bolt tattoo when she wanted a Flash lightning bolt.
by Perth Comics August 19, 2021
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A fake Roblox game

When the description is the title of the game except its been copied and pasted over and over again.
Boy 1: "I was playing a fake roblox game yesterday, it was called jailbreak!"
Boy 2: "What was the description of the game?"
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by Hgjjbdf June 15, 2020
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fake edge

some one who is fake edge is some one who does not take the straight edge name seriously and usually starts to claim sxe as for status/friends/excuse and more often is because they think its a trend. but its not. its a life long commitment for yourself and no body else. fake edgers give into drugs or "sell out" becuase they were never true.
"is derek really straight edge?"
"naw dood hes a fake edge bitch and deserves to get stomped"
by xLive-For-Gloryx December 7, 2009
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Fake Bostonian

Someone who tries to pretend they're from Boston, but aren't. A Fake Bostonian is an out-ah-townah who possesses a Boston sweatshirt, says that they're from Boston, and has a varying degree of a Boston accent (usually they drop their r's, but don't have the vowels right).

Often seen using the water fountain instead of the bubblah, using their blinkers and calling them directionals, driving cautiously, putting rubber bands in their shopping carts instead of elastics in their carriage, and driving in traffic circles instead of rotarys.
Person: Can you put this in the shopping caht?

Bostonian: Fucking A, ah you a Fake Bostonian? Everyone around heah calls it a carriage.
by Bahstonian January 21, 2011
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