Uncle Stinky Finger

The act of pooping, dipping tobacco, and beating off... AT THE SAME TIME!!

Everyday I wake up, pull an Uncle Stinky Finger, and then shower and begin my day

by Uncle Stinky Finger October 7, 2011

finger check

The act of a person (typically teenage), sticking his/her finger down the pants of a lady. Then sneakingly smelling ones finger, to see if one would go down on the lady.

Yo dude, did you perform the finger check?

by chucky noodle October 6, 2007

Bishops Finger

The heavenly act of fingering a girl in the ass while fucking her vaginally, than, during the act, removing the finger, looking her square in the eyes, sticking a neighboring unscathed finger in your mouth sucking it clean (butt not really), and turning your dirty Bishops Finger and sticking it in her mouth to suck clean. She'll think it's really kinky that you sucked her shit off your finger and start bucking wildly, but the saintly act is that you made her eat her own shit.

-- Named in honor of the Battling Bishops mascot of Ohio Wesleyan University. This act originated, occured, and was named circa 1997.

Ie: She was a live one, and was really feeling it, but I thought I could bring it up a level, so gave her the Bishops Finger!

by manyyearsgoneby December 17, 2008

five finger coupon

The act of "giving someone permission to take and not give back, especially under that someone's false pretense."

Don't mistake me cutting your hair as me giving you a five finger coupon. PAY ME MY MONEY!

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 28, 2007

Two finger space

The space between a girls legs, just below her vagina, where a man can slide two fingers between her legs. This is the perfect amount of space, meaning the girl has nice legs and a nice vagina.

Did you see that girl in the bikini, she had an awesome two finger space.

by Piazza December 26, 2011

Finger it

when a girl or guy sticks his or her finger(s) up a girl. Or when a girl uses her fingers to "rub" her genitals for sexual pleasure

God, i feel so horny, i need some sex, but i'm single, no one to fuck. hmm I'll just Finger it myself... uhh uhh uhhh...

by Game mode 0 September 13, 2016

Finger crop

where you (and usually a group of male friends) try to use your finger or hand to cover a part of a photo to make a girl look hotter.

Usually this involves extensive experimentation to find the optimal angle and quantity of finger cropping to be used for best results.

"Aw dude no just move it over there a little bit more, i reckon finger crop her more like this"

by Hannibalant September 3, 2011