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We will have the greatest electricity. Our electricity will have the fastest and most powerful electriones in world.

by lucky red fish July 28, 2024

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Electric lemonade

In 08/11/2023 a man by the name of caz, ordered 5 electric lemonades which contain sprite, lemonade, and alot of sugar. He drank one and liked it. And then he drank another and another one. Until he felt ill. And then he started screaming “IS THERE A CURE FOR DIABETES?!” In the local rec center. His cousin was there. He then was approached by 2 other people who called him names. Then they left and then caz became normal again.

The next day, he ordered another 5 electric lemonades. And then he was still fine. It was like he was asking for diabetes but he was still fine. Then he laid off the electric lemonades for a while after school started because caz’s dear friend named “bananaboy” has left the country for good.

caz: woah this is some good stuff! I love drinking electric lemonades!

Bananaboy: ok but don’t get diabetes

caz’s cousin: lay off the electric lemonades!

by electric lemonade September 19, 2023

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