Robin's Egg

The inside of a toilet bowl, after being subjected to a single, forceful spattering of diarrhea.

Employee1: Yo bro, if you're going to the shitter, don't use the second stall...

Employee2: Why not?

Employee1: Because I just shit a Robin's Egg up in there

by The Notorious G.S.D. March 11, 2014

Quail eggs

A man's testicles.

Rachel was so mad that she scrambled Jack's quail eggs.

by classyindeed May 13, 2020

egg beating

Masturbating while cracking eggs onto yourself.

Chris was egg beating in the other room

by ayylmao-kek July 3, 2015

egg theory

Egg theory is the belief that says all femboys and tomboys are transgender. Egg theorists either don't believe in the existence of cis femboys and tomboys, or believe that their gender non-conformity is transphobic, completely unaware of the irony of them policing their gender based on their AGAB. When an egg theorist sees a femboy or tomboy, they try to "crack their egg", which is code for "gaslight and harass them into transitioning to the opposite gender".

Egg theorist: "Astolfo is a trans girl!"
a sane person: "Egg theory solidifies gender binarist stereotypes. Stop supporting egg theory."

by cutesy pastel living doll August 4, 2023

egg feaster

a guy who eats out a girl while she is on her period

guy "i ate out me gilrfriend when she was on her period"
girl "omg your an egg feaster!!!!"

by lollipop172 September 20, 2009

egg off

Slang used for a males masturbation, because an egg is hard with a liquid inside.

'I spent the night in my room so I could egg off'

by SecretlyHarryStyles January 15, 2014

Trouser eggs

The testicles.

Dude, he was crying after having his trouser eggs scrambled on the rail!

by Nobli May 7, 2023