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Who on earth cares?

When someone really doesn't care what you're talking about, so they decide to not listen AT ALL WHATSOEVER, THEN THEY SAY, "Who on earth cares?" and then just stomp away.
"Hey, do you know what a magnetic field is?"
"Who on earth cares?!?!" *Stomps away*
by Spark the girl May 25, 2018
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Earth

Dirt, water, and life put on compressed lava. 3rd planet from the sun, and the only planet with one moon.
Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, y'know. Bitch, I don't care bout' what we stand on!
by Ио November 11, 2020
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The Prettiest Motherfucker On Earth!

Damn Paradox do beautiful he really " The Prettiest Motherfucker On Earth! "
by Rich Hippy July 30, 2022
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Earth Grown Enlightenment

Another word for Cannabis/Marijuana/The devil's lettuce. Often used in a more comedic setting.
Alice: Yo, do you have any of that good stuff, that earth grown enlightenment-stuff?
Bob: What are you talking about?
Alice: Weed Bob, weed...
by StraightToTheUnderground November 2, 2022
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the history of middle-earth

The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).

HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.

Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.
In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.
by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015
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Earth

is flat
by SUCC [D.A.N.K] February 23, 2018
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Earth lettuce

My mom and dad think me and my big brother did earth lettuce yesterday
by Xamantha May 17, 2018
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