dingle douche

Combination of dingleberry and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is incredibly 1.) ignorant 2.) annoying 3.) stupid to the degree of deserving death by mutilation.

A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.

"John is such a dingle douche, he can't find his own dick with a GPS"

by Wicked665 July 22, 2006

Douche-a-litus

A contageous disease, often caught by fellow friends, resulting in 'douche' symptoms.

'OMG WTFBBQ?! I just caught douche-a-litus from that douche over there.'

by TandC May 5, 2009

Douche Blindness

1. The inablitly to see that a person is a douche bag.

2. The inablity to self-realize doucheyness.

1. "Why is she talking to that collar popper?"

"Mindy? Total douche blindness."

2. "I'm going out with Mindy tonight, Ed Hardy or Tap Out brah?"

by JTHome September 10, 2010

Douche-Tard

A majorly retarded douche-bag. Self explanatory.

Russ Thompson can be a major douche-tard at parties.

by WouldntULikeToKnow August 31, 2014

douche on the loose

A douche bag roaming free and unattached looking for his next victim.

Ansley finally broke up with her boyfriend. Now he's a douche on the loose.

by gasummer09 May 30, 2009

Douche Empress

An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). It is a play off of the name "Douche Lord", usually referencing men. A Douche Empress is reserved for women and would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.

I can't stand that bitch we work with, she is such a Douche Empress.

by WestATLien April 21, 2010

PoePouche The Douche

Edgar Allan Poe

A way to describe Edgar Allan Poe and his all around entitled way of speaking

PoePouche the Douche states,"Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality."

by Poehater626 December 4, 2018