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dingle douche

Combination of dingleberry and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is incredibly 1.) ignorant 2.) annoying 3.) stupid to the degree of deserving death by mutilation.

A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.
"John is such a dingle douche, he can't find his own dick with a GPS"
by Wicked665 July 22, 2006
mugGet the dingle douchemug.

jack douche

the or of a jack ass and a douche bag.
thats timmy the smith's kids... what a jack douche
by thefinness October 29, 2010
mugGet the jack douchemug.

Shitty Douche

A mixture of an asshole and a douchebag. Used as an insult to specifically a man.
You're cheating on me? You shitty douche!
by HCoS JC December 8, 2014
mugGet the Shitty Douchemug.

douche roar

The loud scream emanating from an alpha male douchebag while lifting weights. This is done for the sole purpose of attracting attention and hopefully impressing those around him with his strength and commitment to large biceps.
Jim let out a piercing douche roar at the end of his 10th set of bicep curls.
by rimlover October 22, 2011
mugGet the douche roarmug.

croca-douche

someone who wears the type of shoe known as crocs and says something stupid or not needed and annoys and/or pisses off every one in the area. They also wear socks with the crocs.
I was standing in line and a croca-douche walked up and started tell me something about a small town in mexico
by onslaught94 June 29, 2009
mugGet the croca-douchemug.

Douche-Loop

The area of Old Town Scottsdale, AZ that consists of nightclubs such as: El Hefe, Hi-Fi, Bottled Blonde and Bevvy. Douchy nightclubs are positioned on a one way “loop” where overdressed drunk people make bad decisions and pay too much for vodka Red Bull’s and Jaeger bombs.
I saw 6 fights and 13 drunks girls crying waiting for my Uber to pick me up from the Douche-Loop.
by Amyblackwellcomedy June 2, 2018
mugGet the Douche-Loopmug.

douche kit

someone who has surpassed being a douche bag; no longer just the bag, but the entire kit.
He's such a douche kit, playing his girl like that.
mugGet the douche kitmug.

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