doigy

Verb - "Doigy". To define someone who takes sick time off to the extreme and trys to screw as much dosh out their employer as possible without or before getting pumped (sacked)

I've not seen Susan about for a bit. Last thing I heard she's had that green monkey monday morning disease but rumour has it, she's maybe doing a "doigy"

by Charliexx February 27, 2008

Doings

It's a term used by lads to greet others. Usually used by people who bex in Melbourne.

For example:
Lad 1 - doings lad
Lad 2 - Just garn for a bex lad

doings lad how was your day g?

by Doings June 10, 2018

how do i get a girlfriend

To get a girlfriend you have to NOT be a God damm fuckin retarded ass bitch person

Hey dude how do I get a girlfriend?

Idk how bout you stop being a fucking retard

by Boipi February 24, 2021

doinky

adj. unfit for, weird, out-of-place, innapropriate, silly

Wearing a suitcoat with a plaid shirt looks doinky.

by Nimbus June 1, 2004

doink

Adjective - used to describe somebody who is acting in a comically idiotic manner.

Billy looked like such a fucking doink when he smacked his head on that shelf before.

by BTMNKY January 12, 2004

doing the dash

To go really fast.

" I was doing the dash in this car I just bought. "
" I seen him coming so I did the dash on him."

by GodSpeed July 13, 2014

Alex is doing this shit

One of keemstars enemys. Alex is a gud black guy who gets a lot of hate for no reason. Keemstar’s voice sounds like Moose orgasm. Keemstar should stop reporting the news and anal himself to death with a garden gnome 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Keemstar: “ALEX IS DOING THIS SHIT, CAUSE HE IS A FUCKING NIGGER!”
*8 years later*
Keemstar: “WHY AM I STILL GETTING HATE!?!?”

by ☣SUPA THICC BOIZ☣ July 15, 2018