Cupcake

A team or individual who though allowed to play is terrible, bite-sized, and enjoyable to consume on your way to the next opponent.

A schedule full of cupcakes would provide that your teams record is fattened by winning over undeserving opponents.

Yeah they made the playoffs, but they only have enough wins because they played cupcake opponents.

Is the season over? It might as well be since we only have two cupcakes left on the schedule.

by MY Jizz Gonzaga March 1, 2019

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cupcake mouth

When your Mouth game is so strong you can always make her ooze by adding your sugary lips and soft tongue

With my boyfriends cupcake mouth, I can always count on him so make me ooze.

by Smartass96 November 20, 2017

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Slow Mo Cupcake

A slow mo cupcake is another term for awesome like ska doosh or excellent

We are so Slow Mo Cupcakes

by Orch Dorks June 10, 2011

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cupcake

Were you fart in your hand and put it in the nearest persons nose

Haha that is funny when I cupcake people like i did your brother yesterday

by blackhammer111 February 10, 2015

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Compassion Cupcake

When your buddy is feeling down, you fill their ass with an “ample amount” of coolwhip and eat it out. Great for rainy days, it’s sure to make you feel better when you’re sad.

My buddy Rafael is looking upset today. I think I’ll give him a tasty compassion cupcake.

by xX_odie_Xx October 23, 2019

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bloody cupcake

1) When you are raw dogging a chick and she has her period when you orgasm.

2) A vagina covered in period juice and jizz.

Guy 1: How was your night with Alice?
Guy 2: Turned her muffin into a bloody cupcake.
Guy 1: Oh that's nasty...

Guy: Want to have sex?
Gal: ... Uh, Aunt Flo is visiting right now...
Guy: So?
Gal: Really?
Guy: Yeah, let's make a bloody cupcake!

by Disposable Undies October 1, 2020

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