Crowland Mong

A person generally an adolescent from Crowland. A small town on the A1073 between Peterborough and Spalding. You know when you have arrived when you pass the roadshgn which reads "Welcome to Crowland, South Holland" and underneath it says "arsehole of the fens"
A place with high incest and mental illness rates. Mongs usually congregate on a bench outside the Trinity Bridge drinking alcopops and smoking Lambert and Butlers. Very unlikely to move on in life or leave the town. Usualle educated at 'Guthies' the local school which also has a high number of pregnant pupils and a high staff turnover. Those that learn to drive may experience other towns in East Anglia and increase their prospects.

The Bridge is of great historical and architectural interest less so the Crowland Mongs who hang around it.

by WaterBoy June 20, 2006

crowdfidence

Confidence brought on by being in a crowd or mob.

I had no problem yelling at the Sonics, I had total crowdfidence.

by James Frohlich April 18, 2007

A Steven Crowder

To be metaphorically "in the closet" and so fearful of your homosexuality that you viciously and relentlessly attack other homosexuals.

He is so in denial he is pulling "a Steven Crowder".
Before coming to terms with his homosexuality Ricky Martin did "a Steven Crowder".
He may be married to Hilary but that guy is so gay he must be doing "a Steven Crowder"!

by Knight of Niii June 3, 2019

crowd surfing

One of lifes great pleasures.

Man, everyone was crowd surfing at TSNK last night.

by dudeman April 24, 2004

Crowdcaster

The person who sits in the crowd and feels the need to point out everything that is going on in the game very loudly to whoever he is sitting with. He or she usually has extensive knowledge of the sport at which they are attending, but feel the need to put this on display loudly and obnoxiously on every single play.

Guy 1: Never go to a game with Nick.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: He's a crowdcaster. He was shouting out every play in excruciating detail. I was thinking 'Dude shut up; we all know he missed the ball. You don't have to explain how he should have done it!'

Guy 2: I hate crowdcasters. Anyone crowdcasting should be banned from sports!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 30, 2010

go with the crowd

This is the way of life for most people. Why be yourself and come up with your own ideas when you can just copy everybody else? Also known as selling out. To go with the crowd is to give up your free will. If your friends don't like a Metallica, then you don't. If your friends think that its cool to jump somebody insted of fighting them man to man, then so do you. See how boring that is? America was founded on being different and not doing what everyone else is doing(how do you think we won the Revolutionary War?). If your thinking, 'man, this is lame', then igorance is bliss for you.

Person 1: Hey, check out this new cd from Rattlehead!
Person 2: Are they hardxcore? Cause thats the only type of music I like now.
Person 1: Huh?
Person 2: Yeah, well, yesterday my friends said my Megadeth shirt was lame and not 'hardxcore', and I just want to fit in.
Person 1: Dude, don't go with the crowd.
Person 2: What are you talking about? I have always been hardxcore.
Person 1: ...
Person 1: *Beats the shit out of Person 2*

by Faino January 28, 2009

Russell Crowe

-an excellent actor or synonimous to excellence in acting
-Someone who's very dedicated and focus to his craft.
-who makes great movies
-a very misunderstood person

I wish many actors are as talented as Russell Crowe.

by Delphic Oracle August 19, 2006