Studonomic Crisis

The act of being a broke ass student.

I can't go out tonight, on account of the studonomic crisis I am in.

by MeatLocker November 3, 2014

pillow crisis

Lady of the evening is too loud in bed.

in other words, you should have covered her face with a pillow to stop the noise. Usually a problem if you are at someone else's house, have neighbours close by, guests over, or you still live with your parents.

"That girl you were with last night was a pillow crisis" or

"damn that girl I brought home last night was the pillow crisis"

by surreywathoe July 17, 2014

Missile Crisis Feeling

A term for a hushed silence which usually accompanied by fear, anxiety, or anticipation. (Sometimes one or more or even rarely all)

A hush silence fell upon the room. A sort of Missile crisis feeling as nobody moved

by Theamazinggeek March 8, 2015

booty crisps

The small particles or poop left in and around a person's asshole to make it stinky and uncomfortable

Your butt has a lot of booty crisps

by Silverwheel033 January 19, 2017

fatal crisis

Death

The use of this medication may cause a fatal crisis.

by TheBetsy December 7, 2017

denial crisis

The overwhelming discomfort felt when evidence supporting truths are negated by a complicit audience.

The U.S. is currently suffering from (denial crisis).

by Observer/Witness/Story-keeper December 11, 2017

Darren Criss Fan

just the smartest people ever. that's all

that girl is a big "Darren Criss Fan" she's so cool

by nies October 28, 2018