Cream massacre

Blowing your load all over a woman/especially on her face

I cream massacred a bitch last night.

by Jsudonym April 28, 2019

Crispy Cream

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.

She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.

by StuffedClamzz October 6, 2020

Proscenium Cream

The rush of adrenaline and or endorphines from performing a show on stage

"Oh how i long for that Proscenium Cream"

"4 months of work just for that sweet sweet bit of proscenium cream"

by Thicc lord 4000 August 18, 2023

smurf cream

a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual

will you give me some of your smurf cream

by smurf cream man September 5, 2020

Cream Dev

The creamiest boi in the land. A cream dev lives his life online, posting everything he feels. Most cream devs can be found playing disc golf in their spare time, and generally they drive Hyundai’s. (Specifically overpriced Elantras)
Other names for a cream dev include: cream boi, creamy boi, his creaminess

Did you see what he posted on facebook? That’s such a typical cream dev post.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

cream stone

When you take your penis and cream on her face through an Ice Cream Cone.

Bro1: Where you with kelly last night?

Bro2: Yeah man, totally gave her a "cream stone."

Bro1: Nice...

by thatguy024 February 22, 2014

Sad Cream

This act happens when you ejaculate to very low quality porn involving morbidly obese women.

The night after Jason lost his job he experienced a sad cream.

by _Einherjar March 11, 2021