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Panda coons

Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.
See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.
by Loveydisco September 17, 2022
mugGet the Panda coonsmug.

Cooning/Coon

The fine art of knowing when to turn any situation into a funny one for your own personal benefit. This will however most of the time be at the expense of others and should/shouldn't be avoided at all cost.
D'Melle was cooning/coon at a church service and made everyone on the row laugh in the middle of the preacher/pastor talking. Cooning is a passion, a way of life. To be a coon one must fully immerse him/her self in the art.

-Coonery at it's best.
by Senior Coon Squable January 13, 2017
mugGet the Cooning/Coonmug.

Coon Fluffer

When you put your penis in a raccoon's mouth and it fluffs your pubic hair with its claws.
I just got a shower, after my coon fluffer I will be ready to go.
by TripleNipple69 April 23, 2024
mugGet the Coon Fluffermug.

coon sli

that guy just ate a hotdog in one bite he must be a coon sli
by hooded00 February 12, 2025
mugGet the coon slimug.

coon school

a “coon school” is school in a “coon” neighborhood(The hood) These kids in these schools are usually flashing their “drip drip” and their rap skills. These school usually have 10 fights a week because of gang related activities.
Man i know that nigger goes to coon school. Didn’t you hear those damned niggers had a shootout at that coon school
mugGet the coon schoolmug.

Coon

A person who is being a nucence or a rascal of annoying.
Noah you being a coon
by ajr800 October 1, 2017
mugGet the Coonmug.

Coon whore

The word Coon whore is used when you happen to see a possum or black woman with their legs spread
Yo look at that Coon whore she gon get the clap
by Gooch munkey November 23, 2021
mugGet the Coon whoremug.

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