baddie comebacks

Shitty overused comebacks.

Person 1: you’re ugly.
Person 2: im not a mirror!
Person 1: not the baddie comebacks.

by Badperson93943 June 26, 2022

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsters come from
when a daddy hamster and a mommy hamster love each other VERY much...

"by the way, where do hamsters come from?"

by very_awkward_mommy_hamster January 17, 2017

Where do cows come from mommy?

This question is a famous question asked by little boys and girls. When asked this question, play it safe and answer, "The bull cow takes his giant dick and shoves it in the girls cows fat pussy until he cums all over inside. Let nature takes it course, and after 9 months, if the bull didn't where protection like the girl said to, they have an mistake to deal with."

"Where do cows come from mommy?" said little Angelina.
"How the fuck would I know?! Now go do your fucking homework bitch." said mommy.

by Where the frogs February 24, 2017

pulled a Cohen

When one makes a ton of life changing decisions in a very short period of time, with thorough analysis and little apprehension, remorse, and zero fucks being given. An amazing feat of daring, coordination and logistics!

Jeb pulled a cohen last week by selling his house, car, boat, cat, dog, and favorite smoking jacket, I can't believe he is moving to bora bora to save the ancient striped carp of the southern pacific.

by PouchCoach4Ever April 1, 2017

What have you come as?

What have you come as is what people in the U.K. ask their friends when they do something peculiar,act off, or anything else pertaining to an attitude or behavior.

*friend walks in wearing a bum bag, stilettoes, and ear muffs*

"Oh, Lord! What have you come as?"

by Apocolipsticks May 19, 2018

The best comebacks

If you run out of ideas after "your grandpap a trap" try:

1Your sister is a mister
2your nanny is a manny

3your brother fucks your mother

"I got into an argument with Jacob, but I had the best comebacks"

by Sheev_Darthus April 4, 2018

Creepin on the come up

Prhase- About to rise to success; on the brink of gaining fame or status.

Do us dirty now but we creepin on the come up , we fitting to see who you are real soon.

by Synaptic Plasticity August 21, 2018