sexy carrot

Donald trump looking dick with a American flag tattoo on the tip, usually tastes sweet

your sexy carrot turns me on

by lilkourtindahouse April 9, 2019

Human Carrot

Playing Fifa with delusion thinking you are the best of the best of the best

Look at him he thinks he’s a human carrot

by TheBL__ December 25, 2019

carrot

The favorite animal of some people with down syndrome.

Teacher: What is your favorite animal Austin?
Austin: My favorite animal is a carrot.
Teacher: That's wonderful Austin, thank you for sharing.

by turbogiraffe February 17, 2022

Carrot Party

A group setting where everyone masterbates to old Jack Lalanne juicer infomercials.

"There was a great turnout at the carrot party last night."

by Greatestshoeman May 9, 2024

Carrot Stick

Carrot Stick is like a dick and you will feel it when it comes in and you play with with it every day in the morning and night.

' I feel the carrot stick up me"

by Fiona Homes May 7, 2022

Carrot

Now pull back briefly from the dripping streets of Ankh-Morpork pan across the
morning mists of the Disc, and focus in again on a young man heading for the
city with all the openness, sincerity and innocence of purpose of an iceberg
drifting into a major shipping lane.
The young man is called Carrot. This is not because of his hair, which his
father has always clipped short for reasons of Hygiene. It is because of his shape.
It is the kind of tapering shape a boy gets through clean living, healthy
eating, and good mountain air in huge lungfuls. When he flexes his shoulder
muscles, other muscles have to move out of the way first.

Carrots are good for your health

by icing_on_the_cake December 30, 2022

carrot head

蘿蔔頭
nipponese they bald on top of head but they tie hair grown out from side into a bun
yee yee ass haircut
look like carrot on head

stfu stupid carrot heads☕️ im bomb ure cluntry tokyo nagoya osaka oyama Oppenheimer style...

by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024