Calling in dead

Getting time off of work by using the imagined death or illness of a family member; usually one not liked such as a mother in law.

Essentially calling in dead is thjs: I can't make it in today, my mother-in-law (grandmother, grandfather, father-in-law, sister-in-law, etc...,) has just died. I'll need a few days.

by Pie'o'Pah January 18, 2010

Carolina Panthers Business

A form of business in which a owner/leader of a company will fire all experienced, hard-working people and hire young and inexperienced workers with cheaper contracts as a way to save money. Whoever runs this kind of business doesn't care what the people around him think.

Husband: After 35 years of working in that facotry the boss, out of nowhere, fires me because of my age and experience.

Wife: Thats a shame. It sounds like the boss wants to save money so he decided to switch to a Carolina Panthers Business.

by rickiej09 November 15, 2010

Calling coal

When you have no understanding of the subject of conversation and feel you could not be involved. You would call coal.

Bob and Rob are talking incessantly about computers, after 30 minutes of understanding nothing Chris says " I don't get any of this, I'm calling coal"

by Big caboose June 29, 2014

Colin

Colin is just such a dad. He is so kind and you can give him high fives and sometimes he will accept you and tell you that you are not as annoying as yesterday. He prefers fake syrup on his pancakes over real syrup. Also don’t leave him in the trunk for too long because he is too large to not die. He loves pickles and writing stories about pencils and how they hate breaking and losing their lead. He likes to throw shade at girls who like ostriches and he does not like pineapple on his pizza.

Hey, that kid Colin is so big I could cry.

Yo Colin put on shoes it’s showing.

Pls let go of the squirrel Colin.

by Happinesshither May 7, 2019

South Carolinian

-Knows only 3 seasons-Summer, Hurricane season, and Construction season
-Always is made fun of because of their accent
-Only drinks sweet tea
-Some are Ohioans hopping on the Clemson bandwagon
-Has to turn on the AC in the middle of January
-Complains about too many tourists
-Can be seen driving a lifted truck blasting country music
-Says that the most northern that they have been to is North Carolina
-Orders everything fried with a side of collards
-Has to make his/her child's Halloween costume a tank top
-Has been to Norway, Denmark, and Sweeden, South Carolina

The South Carolinian is drinking sweet tea listining to country music

by An actual South Carolinian April 11, 2017

The Colin

A drink consisting of alcohol and espresso, with a touch of crushed Adderall

I'm so tired, but I need to rally. I'm going to drink the Colin

by MTVCribs February 28, 2017

Dumber than Miss South Carolina

When someone gives the answer to a different question because they are too dumb to understand the question they were asked.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.

Q. What is your opinion on the global warming issue?
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.

That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina

by Brunette from the North August 10, 2009