Cake lady

A woman who is a whore and likes to jump out of cakes and has alarger than normal ass.

Sarah:God dammm Cake lady is being a bitchy ho today
bystander:She had to file seperate taxes for her ass
Sarah:Dat ho has t stop eating all the cake before she get out.

by yourmomsucksmybigone June 4, 2007

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cake eater

One who wants to have their cake and eat it too. This person does not necessarily have to be rich to fall into this category. It is reserved for whiney people that can't make up their minds or understand why "life has to be so hard".

Cake eater: "Why am I so unhappy? I just don't know what I want, why does life have to be so hard?"

Realistic person: "Grow the fuck up and take some responsibility for your life you fucking cake eater!"

by Mike Anarch April 14, 2006

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cake break

smoke chronic

yo lets take a cake break

by hunter July 25, 2003

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Cake Hangover

When you think you woke up feeling shitty due to the fact that you ate too much cake and got too little sleep the night before, but find out later that you actually have the stomach flu.

When Raphael woke up, he dismissed how shitty he felt as a Cake Hangover. However, his mother said he had a fever, rediagnosing him as having stomach flu.

by gomarili December 9, 2008

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cake taker

Someone who offers alternative foods, with the aim of obscuring the real object of their attention - the cake. This selfish creature is not above sneaking back to the fridge once the threat of other would-be eaters has passed, devouring the cake in whole. She will deny her cake lust at all costs, but step away from her coveted jewel for even a moment and you won't see it again.

You have been invited to a birthday party and the host informs you this is a non-traditional celebration - beware, a cake taker is in your midst.

by shazam723 March 23, 2010

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