Dookie Butter

When someone is bad at something they would be referred as dookie butter trash.

My guy, your aim is Dookie Butter!

by M4RSHM4N_H0UR December 8, 2020

butter the cabbage

1. During sexual intercourse in the doggy-style position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's butt cheeks.

2. Rubbing ejaculate into the butt cheeks.

1. I was fucking her doggy and instead of giving her a creampie, I decided to butter the cabbage.

2. "If a man's a gentleman, he may butter my cabbage."
(Porn Queen, from web series Mouthpieces on hungrmantv.com)

by GreggMo February 12, 2012

Pocket Butter

Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.

"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."

"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"

"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."

"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."

by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021

butter gaffle

When one woman selfishly confiscates an entire load of cum that was meant to be fairly distributed between two or more women.

Don't invite Shanweeka to the party. She a bitch. Always on her butter gaffle when I'm tryin' to get mines. Girl gotta eat.

Johnny was just about to cum in my bunghole when Sandra took his cock out and butter gaffled his salty load.

by jjty2 February 1, 2014

Secure that butter!

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.

Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.

by tjjohn12 June 7, 2016

butter tug

A butter tug is defined as using the movie theater popcorn tub to disguise a handjob while at the cinema.

While watching Jurrasic World at the cinema, my girlfriend cleaverly administered her famous butter tug.

by Jahollin July 14, 2015

butter bread

Butter bread is how lazy people say "bread with butter on it"

Dan: "Hey Jake, you want some of my butter bread?"
Jake: "Sure thing lover!"

by Remlaw2 January 12, 2016