Bump dump

The act of needing to take a shit immediately due to the fact that your cocaine is on the way!

Omg I got take a bump dump but it's all good cuz that just mean that Andy's here!!

by Breanna ,Vesey-Davis May 24, 2020

Danger Bump

A quick cheeky bump of illicit powder, in a risky environment, like an airport, train station, sofa in a sweedish furniture shop, fake taxi, or say whilst driving your car.
Feeling sketchy in an airport? Quick danger bump in the toilet will sort that out.

"Hey pal, we're driving through tooting, would it be rude not to have a cheeky bump?
Great idea....a danger bump"

by Spiritualist May 24, 2020

Le bump

le bump is slang for a pregnant woman who kinda just do be bumping

Wow mrs Jefferson has le bump

by mpy May 30, 2020

Bumping Udders

To engage in sexual intercourse.

Yo Kaia, everyone knows you and Sean are bumping udders

by BumpingUdders September 1, 2022

Glee Bump

The inability to experience the full effect of positive news, events, and/or outcomes due to the immediate internal need to process resulting changes to routines, plans, etc.

When she excitedly handed me her college acceptance letter I hit a glee bump, wondering how we were going to afford it.

by Magpie Greene January 14, 2022

bump job

one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)

the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !

HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !

the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !

by michael foolsley June 2, 2022

bumping horns

banging

Okay, well, I heard Ronnie Sullivan and Jeremy Reynolds were bumping horns like two rhinos at the Summer Market.

by anonymous March 30, 2022