Bubba

The biggest myth since evolution, "Bubba" is what "they" use in scare stories about jail/prison. "They" is referring to the government, particularly law enforcement AKA Gestapo, and judges. Social workers also like to try to scare people with this hoax, although any idiot with an I.Q. of toenail clippings can see just how ludicrous this mythical figure really is. Stereotypically a 7'9, 350 lb, fat and/or musclebound, bald, hairy, white male who claims to be straight, but has a liking of male ass. Said to be extremely common, and has accomplices, known as "Jethro" and "Billy Bob", who are purported to hold a victim down for "Bubba" so he can rape his victim without a struggle. This creature is based on the fact that rapes sometimes occur as punishment for breaking the code of acceptable behavior of convicts. The fact of the matter is, the type of person who would fit the description of a Bubba is extremely rare, as most men never attain the height or weight of the creature. The average man is 5'10", 150 lbs. Larger men do come about, but rarely over 6'2", 190-210 lbs. Another hole in the creature's existence is the fact that a true straight man would not consider homosexual behavior, and gay or bisexual men are put in a separate cell block from genpop. Isolated accounts of encounters with the creature are mostly unverified. Interviews with former inmates also suggest that the creature, if it exists at all, is extremely rare.

one of "Them": you will go to prison, you will be raped by Bubba, and you will be a bitch for the rest of your pathetic life, SCUMBAG!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

Enlightened Anarchist: Dude, you dont scare me, 'coz I know Bubba Is a hoax!!!

"Them": You'll find out, boy!!

Anarchist: Fool, You never been to prison, you dont know what the fuck your talkin about!

("They" shut the hell up)

by GSG-9 (ganja smoking group-9) November 2, 2010

bobbitosis

A disease that makes you have low self-asteem and your head shoot up your ass. It makes you lonely because no one wants to talk to you when you have this disease because you become such a jerk.

Kat "Hey!"
Bobbi "GO THE HELL AWAY"
Kat- She must have bobbitosis

by LilWikid January 10, 2008

Bobbin'

The Act of Tapping the end of your penis on a chin of your partner!

"yea so.... last nite this lass gave me head and when i finished i kept Bobbin' it on her chin"

by Flithy Lex May 19, 2009

Big Bubba

A computer notebook (laptop) of at least 17 inch screen and over 7 pounds. Usually accompanied by a case ( bag, notebook carrier) that also weighs about 1 to 2 pounds.

Big Bubba, is a common name among instructional designers, technical persons, IT professionals, and other professionals especially in the Midwestern states that carry these laptops around for work purposes.

Suzie needed to decide whether to bring big bubba to the meeting or just use a paper and pencil.

Big Bubba needs a restart, he has been very slow these days.

by bigbubba fanatic July 19, 2011

bobbin

cool or awesome. like fetch in mean girls.

-i got new shoes
-those are so bobbin

by asdf May 13, 2005

bobbing for apples

When a male inserts one or more of his testicles into a female's anus and proceeds to have intercourse with her while his testicles remain engulfed in her rectum.

I'm gonna try this shit (bobbing for apples) at home...

by Nicklaus October 24, 2006

Apple Bobbing

A form of foreplay that involves a man or woman taking a Macintosh apple, inserting it into a woman's vagina and attempting to retrieve it by only using his or her teeth.

1. "That Macintosh is too bruised for apple bobbing; the juices will secrete from her vagina."

2. "I totally apple bobbed Susan last night at that Halloween party."

by MoMagikarp July 19, 2013