Sail boat gay 

When you are only able to exhibit your gay behavior while on a sail boat. Phrase coined on New Adventures of Old Christine.

My chiropractor can't be gay on dry land. Because of people like you he has to be sail boat gay!

Sail boat gay by Sisco Kid December 19, 2008

rowing boat 

A slow motion version of a motorboat.

Mr A: "Hey man, have you seen the Tartan Asia Extreme film Thirst?"
Dr B: "Yeah, I loved the rowing boat bit!"
Mr A: "Oh right, at the lake?"
Dr B: "er... no... during the sex scene..."

rowing boat by DrJonas March 4, 2010

Road Boat 

The action of motor boating ones ass cheeks. Also known as the reverse motorboat.

Oh my god your Mom's ass is so epic I'd love to road boat that.

Road Boat by Rex514 May 3, 2012

throat and boat 

When one is being given deep throat (hence throat) and at the point of ejaculation unleashes his gear all over the recipients face (cockney rhyming slang for face is boat race). Thus resulting in a bit of throat and boat.

Lee: I copped for some dirty bird last night!!
Ian: Did you get a shag?
Lee: No, but I got a bit of throat and boat...which was rather pleasant!!!
Ian: The dirty bitch!!!

throat and boat by REL74 February 26, 2010

thunder water motor boat 

When she sticks a finger in his butt while he jerks off and she sits on his face

Don’t worry baby, just stick a finger in my butt and sit in my face and let’s thunder water motor boat

thunder water motor boat by Laughing boy. April 20, 2019

Louisiana Steam Boat

When You Find A Teddy Bear (Usually A Valentines Day Theme) And Cut A Large Hole In The Rectum Area And Proceed To Fuck It Until All The Cotton Is Soaked In Cum

“Dude I Just Louisiana Steam Boated My Sisters Teddy Bear” -Mike

Louisiana Steam Boat by Utz Cheese March 30, 2020

pickle boat 

1. historically, a fishing boat that would fish for pickled herring would come in to dock last. so "coming in off the pickle boat" or "falling off the pickle boat" would mean that you're the last to find something out, and would like an ass for saying it.

2. alternate definition: a cock that's bent in a downward angle when hard.

1.
Q: "Did you know that OJ killed Nicole?"
A: "Dude, I didn't just fall off the pickle boat you know."

2. (alt)
Q: "Yo Keith, why your ass bleedin' so bad?"
A: "Huh? Wha? Yeesh, I just fell off the pickle boat!"

pickle boat by DYow May 29, 2008