Getting a normal blumpkin, but that chinese you ate earlier isn't sitting too well, and you let some nice wet shit out, and don't feel like wiping it off, so the bitch grabs a tortilla chip and scoops some shit to top off that chip.
by Philpro October 11, 2011
Get the Blumpkin El Bean Dipmug. One person sits on the toilet while the other person stands above him. The person sitting is giving a blowjob to the standing person while both are taking a shit.
I walked in the public restroom and caught my roommate and some stranger doing the upperdecker double blumpkin deluxe.
by JScrub619 July 4, 2016
Get the Upperdecker double blumpkin deluxemug. after the act of giving his homosexual lover the infamous blumpkin, the gay male then procedes to dive headfirst into the toilet as if he were bobbing for apples. only after consuming all the turdz can he be called "peter peter blumpkin eater".
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
Get the peter peter blumpkin eatermug. n. When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a shit and getting head but then, halfway through, you suck the shit back into your asshole and the blumpkiner realizes how much time he/she has wasted and kills himself/herself.
Chad: Yo, have you seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkin, homey?
Chet: Stacy's viewing is Wednesday.
Chad: What a stupid bitch.
Chet: Stacy's viewing is Wednesday.
Chad: What a stupid bitch.
by Chad Pitt July 1, 2009
Get the The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkinmug. by Otx419 April 22, 2008
Get the Reverse Blumpkin w/cheesemug. The art of downing several pints of Leffe whilst receiving a Blumpkin in the company of friends.
As mastered by the product control massive (T.C)
As mastered by the product control massive (T.C)
Out on the smash and offered a blumpkin i couldn't refuse so it turned into a Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up
by .........2 October 28, 2007
Get the Leffe Blumpkin Smash Upmug. by SuperShred December 28, 2013
Get the Alabama Blumpkin Spidermug.