Bladed Ballon

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.

F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?

by Bladed Ballon Activist April 3, 2020

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Bladesetter

Friend, family, lover, someone who is among the most trusted and so close to you, one who is so close they can actually set a blade in your back as they betray you.

My girl and my friend sleeping around behind my back, well I got something for them bladesetters.

by Blademaker April 9, 2020

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Balderas

A last name people can't pronounce correctly on the first try

Person 1: my last name is Balderas
Person 2: Bal-der-iz
Person 1: no Bald-er-ez like vasquez but balderas

by That one oddly specific thing April 21, 2020

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Blade

A boy who likes another boy

“Did you hear Justin kissed Mikey?”
“Yeah, he’s a blade”

by Chxpochx August 10, 2020

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Bladeless fan

An example of how new technology does something better, but you sacrifice something to get it. Kids are now growing up without the ability to say Luke I am your father into their bladed fans.

Kids born in the last 10 years or so aren't going to get to talk into their fans or rewind videocassettes thanks to newer technology that eliminates most of this stuff from people's lives. A lot of the new fans are bladeless fans. Is newer technology always better?

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020

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