Chicken Biscuit

A biscuit with no meat, no cheese, no vegetables, no chicken, no biscuit.

Hi, Can I have a Chicken Biscuit with no chicken and no biscuit?

by DANIBOIII November 27, 2018

Son of a biscuit

Politely say son of a bitch

You son of a biscuit

by Flamboyant M&M December 23, 2020

prison biscuit

When a prisoner keysters an extra piece of bread from the chow hall, and eats it in his cell later that night.

Prisoner 1: Gimme yo prison biscuit bitch!!
Prisoner 2: But if I give it to you now, i'll have to give it to you everyday and I won't get my vitamins.

by keyster king November 20, 2015

Milk the biscuit

Group stand around a biscuit and wank over it, last one to cum has to eat it.

Lets go play milk the biscuit

by tnggeer June 27, 2018

Biscuit Weaver

A person who will travel at any length for a good biscuit; one who searches for biscuits at any cost, namely weaving through traffic (vehicular or pedestrian) without regard for their own or others safety

I told my friends I was taking the trip to see my parents but this drive South is for my inner biscuit weaver

Don’t be a biscuit weaver, there’s no need to push and shove, there are are biscuits for everyone.

by biscuitweaverpro July 7, 2021

Biscuit dunker

A rude person who openly dunks their confectionary into someone else's hot drink - the worst are those who have bitten the biscuit 1st

Laura just dunked her half water biscuit in to my tea - who would do such a thing.

That McMillan is the biggest biscuit dunker I know

by Darwin pops August 24, 2016

Mayonnaise Biscuit

A mayonnaise biscuit is when an a gay male, during anal sex, cums into the rectum of the other gay male. The male who did the cumming, the proceeds to eat the cum out of the other butt-hole. (Oh and during this entire process Wham's greatest hits is playing in the back ground.) Typically an original Mayonnaise biscuit is done by an older gay male into a Twink but a "Lite Mayonnaise Biscuit" may be fulfilled when said Twink ejaculates into the older males butt-hole and then eats it.

Did you see the smile
On him today?! Robert totally ate a mayonnaise biscuit out of Noah annihilated Twink ass last night!!

Noah came into work all smiles today! Must've convinced Old Man Robert to let him get a "Lite Mayonnaise Biscuit" in last night before Noah was tucked into bed with "warm milk."

by BangoSkaank July 15, 2014