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time bandit

someone renowned or reliable for stealing all your time.
Cam: "yeah man I'll be over in 5 minutes" *80 minutes later*

"oh yeah sorry man, I just started talking to my mom on the way out, I am leaving right now!" *35 minutes later* "my dad got me to help him unload his truck right as I was about to leave, I'm just gonna walk the dog and I'll head right up... Is anyone else there yet?"
Victim:"DUDE, everyone is here! wtf, come on!"
*25 minutes later*
Cam:" oh hey man, yeah, I totally forgot I already made plans with jen the other day... I gotta go to this movie tonight, so I cant come chill, you guys should just hold onto my share..."

Victim: ...

Victim: *SIGHate you* gad damn, you time bandit!
by marinade August 15, 2010
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Tig ole Biddies

Damn that bitch right there got some tig ole biddies
by The Original Superman December 8, 2010
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Bandit

A solid, inexpensive no frills naked street bike from Suzuki with the 1200 being popular with stunt riders. Also comes in a 250 model popular with learners and a mid range 600 that isn't seen so often.

Easy to ride and can be fun for people who aren't race track types or who don't enjoy being hunched over for long periods on a sports bike.

Also a budget option for people who can't afford a Street Triple.
"This wog in a suped up Commodore was over compensating at the lights so I left him in the dust on my Bandit which is worth one tenth what he put into that inefficient penis extension. Ho ho ho."
by Bweahns May 31, 2009
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ass bandit

a gay male

And its ARSE bandit fools
"Haw, youse uhr total arse bandits by the way an aw that"
by spicymince February 5, 2004
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Bandi

A guy that you met on the internet for a joke, but it's not a joke anymore.
An artist who should be prouder for being himself.

A person that the more you get to know, the more you want to know about.

A weirdo who likes e.g. watching buildings from close, instead of watching the whole landscape.

A guy whose reactions for some things are so incredibly awkward but you still like him.

A guy with whom you hope to do many more e.g. 20.000-step hikes.
He's such a Bandi.
by alma123 February 2, 2021
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Bendik

Bendik is the sexiest person in the world. He is pro in Minecraft, Ludo, 8 ball pool, csgo, gta, and all other games. Every girl in the world likes to show her boobs to him.
Girls: thats Bendik, show your tits girls
by køkksøkkermotherfucker March 28, 2021
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mass biddies

Yo Brud, there are gonna be mass biddies at Pat's party tonight. We can definitely score some. You coming?
by Tony Meatball April 29, 2006
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