bageling

When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.

"Hey man, wanna go bageling tonight?"

by retsamevals February 15, 2013

Bagel

a jewish kid being the coolest in school who is the master gamer

all jews can be bagels in the school when other people arent

by mgcearth June 19, 2006

Baelie

when someone poops on your forehead and doesn't have the decency to wipe

JORGE BAELIE'D ON ME LAST NIGHT

by asdfghjkl;=D June 11, 2011

bagel

vagina

I'm gon spread my spread all over yo bagel.

by spread man January 17, 2010

baby cunt bagel

a word used only when ppl go apeshit at esperanza high

I threw a carrot at him and he called me a baby cunt bagel

by toastson November 19, 2007

bagel

To be hit with tremondous force, usually when one is not expecting it.

McNabb just got bageled by that linebacker!

by Dantastic September 21, 2005

cock bagel

To shiza in your mouf!!!!

Vineet cock bagels himself twice every night.

by shiza in your mouf June 17, 2003