Chinese Baker's Dozen

A Chinese Baker's Dozen is 11. This is because the chinese are known for always wanting to bargain to lower costs or number of goods even if this amount is immeasurable and/or insignificant to both parties. This is not a derogatory term but simply a unit of measurement.

Joseph: "Hey Remmi, what's the time?"
Remmi: "It's a Chinese Baker's Dozen past 6."

by pwnsabisauce October 28, 2008

Bakersfield Special

During anal sex when the receiving person is not clean and shits on the penetrating person’s penis.

When the penetrating person’s penis is caked or covered in shit after fucking a dirty hole.

Manuel: “How did your Grindr hookup go?”
Louis: “It started well but after 10 minutes or so, he gave me a Bakersfield Special. We needed to stop because there was shit everywhere.”
Manuel: “gross”

Louis “Did you douche before your hookup?”
Manuel: “Of course I did. I don’t want to give anyone a Bakersfield Special.”

by TheBlackPearl March 27, 2022

Ginger Baker Beatdown

A style of ass-kicking named after the Cream drummer Ginger Baker in which one does not stop thrashng at the opponent until he has been limp for at least 3 hours. The beating must be performed in as savage and ruthless a manner as possible; use of household objects is not only fair game, but encouraged when performing a Ginger Baker Beatdown.

"Dude Timmy gave his mom the worst Ginger Baker beatdown I've ever seen in my life yesterday!"

"Aw shit, man, he gave her the GB style?"

"Yeah, ol' red would have been proud."

by tommy e January 7, 2009

Brock Baker

A hilarious impressionist on youtube. He can do anyone's voice and has a crazy amount of videos, and has over 300 impressions online. His username is 'McGoiter'

Dude #1: Have you seen the new Brock Baker Video?!
Dude #2: YEAH, IT'S AMAZING!

by ilovecolinandbrad July 8, 2009

spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders

A delicious meal, although you can not have them because they are mine and I keep them to myself--aw?

Cartman: No, Kitty! These are my spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders!
Kitty: Reowr.
Cartman: No, Kitty!

by Gary Hatfield November 12, 2007

bakers assload

a lot of something, one more than a shitload

dude I'm hungry as balls, i could eat a bakers assload of burgers right now.

by truecraigles October 7, 2008

bakedshire

Nickname for berkshire school, a preppy boarding school in Sheffield, Massachusetts known for its excessive amount of weed use. Not a single kid or teacher on campus isn’t high 24/7.

Chad: How soon after Tad started Bakedshire did he get corrupted?
Brad: The first day! Hes the dealer now

by Hudson Smithhhh April 14, 2019