a barrel full of smashed assholes

A general feeling after a night of heavy alcohol consumption.

I feel like a barrel of smashed assholes

by Angela Zarco August 24, 2005

Hairy Asshole

A hairy ashhole is a chocolate starfish (the starfish being the anus, the chocolate being the shit) that has hair casually poking out from the surrounding premises. A hairy asshole is downright gross. Please visit you nearest bikini waxer. Hairy assholes are bad. Pretty much everyone has a hairy asshole, unless of course you are too anal (ha!) and you sit on the floor with a hand mirror and pluck them with the tweezers that your mother uses for her nose hairs. Girls also have hairy assholes, but they dont want to admit it. The hair may be fine or curly, thick or thin, blonde or brown, black or red. The hair may be long, short, or stubby.

Matt Justice is a hairy asshole. Matt Justice also has a hairy asshole because he IS a hairy asshole.

by Lindsay and Maggie are Hotties April 19, 2005

asshole magnet

people, mostly girls, who are good but tend attract a lot of assholes for being cute or pretty and kind.

Olivia is a sweet and gorgeous girl. Too bad assholes seem to revolve around her for her kindness hence being an asshole magnet.

by meloniskell July 17, 2009

Assholecrust

(ass-hole-krust) N. 1.)The crust of an asshole 2.) One who posseses generally deviant and/or immature behavior.

"Dude, I cant stand that guy Andrew and his towel snapping."
"Don't sweat him homie, he's assholecrust."

by loakey_fm July 3, 2007

Cavernous Asshole

1). An overly dilated anus.

2). ProteinLily.

Holy crap! ProtienLily has a cavernous asshole!

by John Doe September 8, 2004

egotistical asshole

A person who thinks they are the embodiment of perfection or have god like qualities; look up Kayne West or Kim Kardashian. A completely useless vain person.

person 1: Hey did you see Kayne last night?
person 2: Yeah, man that guy is an egotistical asshole

by FoxyVixen June 19, 2016

answers-addicted-asshole

Someone who is addicted to spending their whole life on yahoo answers. They have no life - making it weird as they think they can improve other peoples...

Mary is a real answers-addicted-asshole

by The Hex December 25, 2008