Alabama Flapjack

One can accomplish this sex move by pressing and spreading one's butt-cheeks onto a person's chest or back. While this occurs one must defecate, producing a flat turd- or the "Flapjack" on the person's body. After you are done, proceed to cum on the flapjack, this would be the butter on top. And Enjoy!

We are having breakfast for dessert, Alabama Flapjacks are on the menu, and your the platter.

by green-morning-wood September 15, 2009

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Alabama-weird

Something that is weird, that rednecks, hicks, or backwater people would do.
Used to describe something that is strange to most people, that is a fairly common occurrence with people who live in rural areas in the deep south of the United States.

Eating roadkill is Alabama-weird

by cellophane girl July 8, 2011

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alabamma logger

Shitting in a condom, freezing it and using it as a cheap substitute to a dildo.

Meg: Hey gurl, last night I made an Alabamma Logger
Vik: Lassssss, that's fucking grim

by pokeybwank January 20, 2014

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Alabama Eight Ball

Cramming ones body with copious amounts of energy drinks and candy bars in order to receive a short boost of energy, just to crash in the end.

In order for Remus to make it to the squirrel festival in time, he consumed an Alabama eight ball so he could drive straight through the night.

by Franks Red Hot April 14, 2014

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alabama roadblock

Vehicles traveling side by side, purposely going under the speed limit, preventing other drivers from passing in any way. It's totally maddening, unless you're one of the drivers- then it's hilarious.

I'm stuck on 95 behind three idiots making an Alabama roadblock across all the lanes and I can't get around them!

by rad sugar July 3, 2014

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