The biggest pot head in all of the US. Her red hair and fire pubes are beautiful and are as bright as the sun! According to one source her butthole resembles a butterfly!
by Meowmeowhi January 17, 2023
Get the Alyssa Gianolamug. She is a very talented person and loves to dance, she is a very flat person but a great friend they have hard times finding a boyfriend but will get one. They are sometimes a bit whole too
by Melon1806 June 3, 2019
Get the Alyssa Nmug. 
Alyssa she has the prettiest smile and the funniest jokes when she walks in to a room you just have to stop and stare bc she is just drop dead gorgeous shes usually the kind of girl you can pour your heart in to and never worry about trust
by Eazy~T June 11, 2025
Get the Alyssamug. guy one: woah alyssa gorman is pretty hot
guy two: you don’t stand a chance cuz she loves mixed guys and your white
guy two: you don’t stand a chance cuz she loves mixed guys and your white
by swaggyshister December 30, 2018
Get the alyssa gormanmug. by hsbwjdwnskskenfncnskwkrnd November 25, 2021
Get the alyssa goretzkamug. Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.
by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020
Get the Alyssa Noel Johnsonmug.