Christmas Adult

Like a Disney Adult : adults who are obnoxiously into something which is geared toward children. Christmas adults will often say “it’s almost Christmas!” before the leaves have even started to change color, listen to Christmas music and watch Christmas movies year round, and leave up Christmas decorations up from September to February.

“Dude, did you see the neighbor’s house? They have a “Season’s Greetings” sign up already. It’s September!”
“Yeah, they’re just a Christmas Adult”

by GenWaller October 7, 2025

An Adult Man

You're an adult CHRISTIAN man. You are LITERALLY taking the word of anyone in a white robe. A Catholic too. So literally any old man an a white robe. And you only HOPE... That that white robe isn't wiping an alter-boy's shit off of his dick as he walks up to a podium to tell you not to talk about Hym. Just a little brown stain that lines up right with his crotch in the inside of his robe. You are taking his word for it. And that's what you're doing here. You are taking the word on the guy validating your incest cult.

Hym "An adult man. What evidence do I need to prove to you that God is real? Fucking none. For you to appeal to a material burden of proof is insane! Ooooh man. Super evasive. Tried to jive talk his way out of the question 4 times and then he make up a story. That seem like the Christian gambit. Avoid the question. Make up a story. It what you're doing to me. It's what you just did just there in front of everyone."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

Young adult affirming care

When you are affirming a oersons gender and they're between 18-30.

Young adult affirming care should be banned also. If you're talking positively about gender affirming care for minors under 18, you should be punished

by Sexydimma December 3, 2025

i feel more adult towards you

Another way of saying I like you. Mostly said by men to be sneaky.

You would say I feel more adult towards you to someone you like if you want to give them a hint.

by Shockey May 2, 2016

lunch like adults

Downing three Venti at Starbucks during your lunch break, in lieu of eating actual food.

It's the middle of the week, but we still have time to have "lunch like adults."

by Spencer's Humor June 30, 2016

Acting like an adult

Being anything but rose

I'm over 30, and I don't work at a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.

by Sportysnake November 19, 2020

Acting like an adult

Being anything but rose

I'm 30, and I don't work in a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.

by Sportysnake November 19, 2020