Rod Rage

an outburst of anger, aggression, or violence attributed to the use of an erect penis

my boyfriend had rod rage last night when I told him he could stick it in the butt

by Rodrage October 13, 2023

polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation

"i was polishing the rod the other day"

by flatulencenuggets September 7, 2022

Gay rod

A white male that has a permed mullet and gets off on cars.

James is walking around like a gay rod and loving it.

by El Gordo Loco May 28, 2021

Rod

Ride or Die.

Best person you will ever meet, he has your back always and forever don’t ever lose your rod.

So sweet and generous, funny, and kind.

I love you rod.

I’ll do anything for my rod❤️.
And he would do anything for me cause rod is the best person in this entire planet, don’t hurt your rod cause they don’t deserve it! Rod deserves to be happy and loved and cared for.

Ride or Die.

Best person you will ever meet, he has your back always and forever don’t ever lose your rod.

So sweet and generous, funny, and kind.

I love you rod.

I’ll do anything for my rod❤️.
And he would do anything for me cause rod is the best person in this entire planet, don’t hurt your rod cause they don’t deserve it! Rod deserves to be happy and loved and cared for.

by @joshuarodsbestie March 23, 2022

del-rod

Another nickname for anyone name Daron, Delrick, or Darrell.

Hey, Del-rod goes to Edison, Awwwllll!

by CrystalJell April 18, 2008

rod knocker

one who talks shit about anothers dick

That fuck saw my cock on the internet and said shit about it, what a fucking rod knocker.

by Mr.Zogrebginald August 25, 2013

Tongue Punch the Smoke Rod

When you are hitting a bong and slip the tongue in.

After George decided to tongue punch the smoke rod, nobody was willing to hit it.

by BigBallBingus June 10, 2021