The Phantom Wrap

After meeting a chick on the first night, you bring her back to your bedroom, she asks if you have protection, you show her the condom and it disappears back into your pocket. You proceed with out.

Fred is a little worried about last night he used the Phantom wrap

by Yam derf October 12, 2018

Phantom Touch

An instance when a person can feel a touch described or visualized in front of them even if the physical action is not being performed on the person.

A common trigger for could be "Imagine.. __"

"Imagine I'm giving you head pats right now"
"I have phantom touch, I can feel actions you describe to me"

by Kylo Wybie Rivers November 22, 2024

Phantom Poo

When you take a fat shit and then wipe but there's not a single trace of crap on the toilet paper.

Yo chabester, I just had the best phantom poo of my life!

by gracegal April 28, 2022

Phantom's revenge

When someone jerks you off from behind while you are in the middle of performing "The Phantom".

I can't believe that homeless guy gave me a Phantom's Revenge while I was doing The Phantom on my date in the alley last night!.

by MR WRENCH December 16, 2023

Gloomy Phantom

a person who is sad most of the time!
negative thinker

guy1-did ya meet mark the new guy!?
guy2-you mean that guy who's always sad!!
guy1-yea that Gloomy Phantom

by HOFFMAN11 October 9, 2014

phantom shiftosis syndrome

Reaching for the shift lever in the wrong place when driving somebody else's car

My car's a '99 Camry (shifter on the floor between the front seats). My wife's car is an '02 Odyssey (shifter on the steering column). Any time we use each others' cars, we come down with a case of phantom shiftosis syndrome.

by Frank in Spokane February 15, 2013

Phantom Superiority Syndrome

When a co-worker, who isn’t your boss, try’s to act like your boss.

This new person is something else, they’ve only been here a couple weeks and they’re telling me I’m doing my job wrong! They have Phantom Superiority Syndrome baaaaaaad yo!

by Sheldon Waverly January 12, 2023