Patty

A pathetic person that isn't worth arguing or fighting with.

He's not worth it mate, he's just a patty.

by zeem01 March 5, 2025

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Patti

Verb v - to vex someone or to annoy something

"Hey John, what a fine day we have today!"
"Hey Kate, don't Patti me, you're scaring the birds!"

by wetcatwithahat March 24, 2025

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patty top

Top of skull is flat

A patty top is person with a flat head on top
Ex: Being able too balance something on

by Micah is the goat June 25, 2024

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Patty Pour

An extremely large pour of alcohol requested by, typically, a middle aged, meddling mother-in-law. Filled completely to the brim of the glass to satisfy their alcohol needs.

“Mom, do you want a refill?”
“Sure. And hey, I’m not driving - make it a Patty Pour!”

by doeshow11 August 12, 2024

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Croatian Frost Patty

When having sex outdoors in the cold and the male partner's ejaculate hits the ground and freezes solid.

Bro, we did it outside for like two hours, even though it was freezing. We left a huge Croatian Frost Patty out there. Maybe a few, actually. Better watch where you step!

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

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