laughter legs

A rare condition experienced by some females during spates of intense laughter. Laughter legs are most commonly triggered by a hilarious joke. During an episode, the legs will wiggle, twitch, or squirm vigorously and uncontrollably, sometimes causing harm to the individual or to others in the vicinity of the legs. Further risks exist if the episode occurs while standing upright, causing the individual to thrust forward at high speeds in the direction they happen to be facing. There is no known cure, although studies indicate sadness is an effective treatment.

Where the hell did Christine run off to?
Relax, she's just got the laughter legs. She'll come back.

Dude, how did you get that concussion?
I was resting on a girls lap. I made a joke and she got the laughter legs.

by Manzillaa September 26, 2017

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Bus Legs

leg strength that allows you to remain in one spot while standing on a public bus, and avoid possible falls or injuries during sudden stops or turns

lack of Bus Legs may result in a loss of footing while holding the rail and accidentally giving a stranger a lap dance

*Bryan falls on stranger's lap*

"Bryan, where are YOUR bus legs at?!"

by vnb3 May 15, 2014

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Nunchuck Leg

When a tibia and fibula both break and the person takes weight off that leg and the lower section of the leg swings like a nunchuck they have suffered what can only be medically described as 'Nunchuck Leg'

Connor McGregor went to take a step back, as he takes weight off his leg it's obviously broken by the way it swings like a nunchuck - he has suffered Nunchuck Leg

by #1 Troll July 11, 2021

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