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Jordan Ford

To crush all sales goals and absolutely decimate any and all goals set for the given time frame. To get ahold of the most secluded people by outworking and outsmarting any and all methods of communication to make a meeting happen
Man I am so behind on my sales goals, it's time to jordan ford the hell out of this month
by MilestoneInc February 1, 2022
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Ford Dodge

A car many people own but 98% of the dodges you see are either being sheltered in or are trashed as fuck.
Han: Hey I have a ford dodge.
Henos: Poor ass
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 24, 2022
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Ford Fest

A group of teens from the suburbs of Minnesota. Oftentimes referred to as “the bods”. These hipsters crave the attention of women while be cast in the shadow of competing parties like “bamer” and “yomski”. All while perfecting the art of irony.
Bamer: Yo is ford fest going to the function?

Yomski: Yeah bro, let’s def not fucning show up.
by FordBodfranklegus June 21, 2022
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Ford

The slowest, stupidest, most expensive pice of shit money can buy. Someone who owns a Ford is likely stupid as all hell.
Dude one: I got a Ford
Dude two: ha gaaaay
Dude three: should have got a Chevy dumbass
by TheactualsmRtone January 17, 2016
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betty ford speedball

Named after the Betty Ford clinic. It is a drink mix consisting of coffee and alcohol. Uppers to bring you up and downers to bring you back down.
I drank way to much last night I need a Betty Ford speedball
by Gunt chuck May 2, 2018
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ben forde

He’s it very tall, has 4 friends, used sylvie to get friends and to not be a loner. Is found baking with chloe as he’s cool. He thinks he’s cool and is very rich, he goes snowboarding casually for a weekend. He sucks up to donya, charlotte and everyone else in that group as he needs friends.
by benforde February 25, 2019
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Ford Ranger T6

It's a sedan without trunk cover. Often mistaken as midsize truck but in reality they sit right next to 95 Corolla , only slightly higher. Usually used by college graduates who think they look cool to live the redneck lifestyle.
"How much for this trunkless sedan ? The Ford Ranger T6 ?”
by The Rightwrong November 21, 2019
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