A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.
by SlangarangThang February 14, 2024
Get the zero jobmug. Electric motorcycles are just like real motorcycles except you can't actually go on much of a trip, like a Zero only goes a hundred miles.
by Richard808 February 27, 2021
Get the Zeromug. by anonymous April 25, 2022
Get the Zeromug. Foretold to be a wise character that roams world 115 in RuneScape. His almighty blackness, and his blue facial hair express glorification characteristics of a royal.
Person1: Oh my... who was that black guy? | Person 2: Who was that guy with the blue hair? | Person 3: That's Doom Zero; can't you tell?
by SomeRandom16383 July 19, 2010
Get the Doom Zeromug. When you try to flirt with someone using your smoothest line, only for them to look at you like you just asked them for spare change. The romantic equivalent of lighting a match in the rain.
“Bro, I tried to tell her she was the peanut butter to my jelly… she hit me with ‘I’m allergic to peanuts.’ Straight up sparking zero.”
by ReluctantRonin September 21, 2025
Get the Sparking Zeromug. A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.
"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2019
Get the You have a zero balancemug. Bredit or Credit is good even if you have none you don't need it but if you have it you can make more purchases.
by DesaDesa95 August 26, 2025
Get the zero creditmug.