Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018

chaka teeth

When someone has yellow and brown teeth, like Chaka from the original Land of the Lost.

Dude, you should go to the dentist. You have Chaka teeth.

by Rangdangdiggitydangadang March 12, 2021

Teeth

White ugly bones made from nailpolish
Its rareley found on the tips of your fingers and toes they are usually sleeping under your lips

Weird nailpolish sleeping under your lips called teeth

by Retarded 11 yr old March 12, 2019

tri-tip teeth

When the clit of the girl you are eating out gets stuck in your teeth.

Bro the she sat on my face and gave me tri-tip teeth

by UnSexualInnuendo October 26, 2017

Slam the door on your teeth

To lift up your top lip to your nose, revealing your front teeth, and letting it flop down, slamming against your two front teeth, making a "ploop" noise.

Kids will laugh their asses off if you slam the door on your teeth. They're very big and beautiful, so it'll be very loud.

by Weirdosis June 12, 2018

yeasty teeth

Moldy, green bread, or other moldy foods, combined with poor hygiene and the inability to routinely provide oral hygiene and dental care to oneself. When someone has the most vile breath as a result, it is perfectly acceptable to call out their yeasty teeth.

I had a boss once who chain smoked, slammed black coffee, and loved to eat blue cheese at her desk. She totally had yeasty teeth.

by Nunya Dirty Bidness March 14, 2022

Gorilla Teeth

Gorilla teeth is when someone has more gums showing in a smile then they have teeth showing. Serious cases of gorilla teeth occur where a smile can only show the gums and the top row of teeth.

That girl was super attractive until she smiled, her gorilla teeth were a total cock block.

by The_cro October 23, 2017