Blink wink

When you're listening to or watching something really boring and trying to stay awake.

1) Reading computer manuals makes me blink wink
2) Watching Tidelands is a total blink wink film

by xXPrincessHeartbreakXx December 9, 2009

pinky-winker

someone who likes small penises

she is nice but she is a pinky-winker

by AliceThePenguin October 19, 2010

pj winklebottom

joint rolled up from a trident layers wrapper with the paper burnt off. doesnt hold enough weed to get you going but you'll laugh at the name anyway

tim: yo, you should try a pj winklebottom
dave: wtf is that? lol

by AnimeHzrd16 May 21, 2011

pistle winket

A condom (Commonwealth English).

Don't forget your pistle winket, mate.

by kyle347 May 30, 2011

jimmy winkle

a mean old lady who loves dinky

evy was such a jimmy winkle!!!
Dude i know!!!

by jimmy nickel July 6, 2011

Twit-winker

A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.

"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"

"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"

Fuckin Twit-winkers.

by Rick The Mullet Man August 30, 2011

Fizzy winkle

Taking a torrential piss

'Fuck man I've had like 10 beers. Fizzy winkle up in this bitch'

by I AM A HERPADERP February 25, 2012