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Craig Wilson

Craig is a gym-going muscle man that lives to surf. He also has a small dick
Craig Wilson's don't surf as a hobby, it's a way of life for them.
by CWilliams96 April 28, 2015
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Wilson Mom

“Wilson Mom” - Noun
plural: Wilson Moms
informal
: an attractive woman of the age of 30-55 with a rich husband, living in or near the town of Wilson Wyoming.

“Wilson Moms” come in a variety of assortments, but all give “attractive soccer mom” vibes. The best way to spot them will be tight fitting pants, the latest IPhone tucked in the back left pocket, a thermal or sweater accompanied by a Pearl Street Bagel coffee cup, and Stio Hat.

Be warned! Most Wilson Moms tend to be Karens
Look out, Wilson Mom at 3 o’clock
by BeSlamming November 12, 2023
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Wilson

In the world of runescape, you may encounter a wild Wilson on world 354. A wild Wilson's weakness is good RNG, its main type of attack, is to go on a rant about efficiency, its special attack is to let out a high pitched wine screaming "Fuck This Game". Also has the ability to turn into a volleyball.
This Wilson should go suck a Dick. Oh wait, thats his main form of nutrients
by ZaneGreyy April 28, 2021
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Mckenzie Wilson

Mckenzie is a ball of "joy" to be around. She loves making fun of people and being what i like to call a bleach. She likes to laugh at people while they are singing there solos but yet forgets hers. Shes a 10 year old dushbag and is a wannabe theatre kid. She has one friend. thats it. everyone else cant stand her. she plays hortensia in matilda jr ya ikr idk who that is either.
wow i dont like Mckenzie Wilson
by theatrekid05 January 28, 2022
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Jack Joseph Wilson

Generally a twat has issues with girls and his excuse is “they’re doggers” chats more shit than Jay Cartwright contributes nothing to this world as he’s a lazy cunt who’s shit at Games
Girl1:Do you know Jack Joseph Wilson?
Girl2: Yeah the one who said he knocked out a cow with one punch?
Girl1: Yeah he chats bare shit
by JoeWilson9 April 22, 2018
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Mckenzie Wilson

Mckenzie is a wanna-be theatre kid who laughs during your solos, thinks she is the best but doesn't even know her lines. Mckenzie likes to be rude out of pure enjoyment. Mckenzie Wilson only has one friend.
theatre kid- Ugh Mckenzie's talking during my solo again!!!!

Mckenzie is rude and I hate her

Mckenzie Wilson is typically a rude person
by theatre kid2434 January 28, 2022
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A Ghetto Wilson

Means, u ate a stale Hotpocket, and reheated the parts left and ate it with a fork.. aka, the readiness to do something is sketchy enough that even though thorough thoughtful thoughts Regard importance of any instructions, it’s soggy.
Ghetto Wilson: Defined

Ghetto Wilson, A Ghetto Wilson, A Situation boiling to a simp-ass meaningful moment, but it is still simp Az Fuck

“Dude It’s so hard not to Ghetto Wilson, bro”
“I know, it’s like so wack not to, bro”
“Bro! I know!”
by Lil goretext_legend February 17, 2021
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