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Whipped Cream

A delicious white cream from enslaved black cows.
The black people don't eat whipped cream because it gives them bad memories, and Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD).
by pokepotty August 5, 2011
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ass whopper

1. A very loud fart.
2. A piece of crap which ends up between your butt cheeks by accident when you try to push only a fart out.
1. Joe let out a real ass whopper after eating that can of beans.
2. Tom had to run to the bathroom after blowing an ass whopper.
by Jimmy February 29, 2004
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pussy-whipped

when you or a friend is totally his girl's bitch. they usually do things for them without being asked and act as if others only get in their way or that they are too good.
Joe: Erik is so pussy-whipped, he's barely said a thing to us all night.
Tyler: Yeah, I know he keeps talking to that stupid slut instead of us. I thought this was guy's night out.
Adam: I know dude, we were supposed to play football and go out to the levee.
Tyler: And joey's been talking to that other bitch all night and we all know he's not gonna get with her.
Joe: I know, Erik even brings Brittany coffee each day at school and she doesn't even ask him for it. I mean, how can u be pussy-whipped if your not getting any pussy?
Tyler: Erik and Joey are just bitches for the women cuz that's the only way they can get girls.
Adam: Yeah, good call.
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whopper chopper

The act of a full blooded italian pulling ones penis out of ones pants and whipping it around like an apache helicopter while yelling whopper chopper.
Jash That is an amazing whopper chopper
by big Jash June 19, 2008
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smuggling whoppers

When someone has a distint smell of body odor (BO), normally coming from their armpits. It then smells as if they have been smuggling Burger King Whoppers under there arms all day.
'Man are you sure you put deodorant on today? Because you smell like your smuggling whoppers!'
by CSells March 19, 2004
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Whapped

Slang. Possibly originates from Eastern Canada, specifically Labrador. To be impaired by mind altering substances, specifically hallucinogens.
We got right whapped on 'shrooms and e this weekend.
by Rain November 7, 2004
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Whipped

When a guy is at the complete mercy of his girlfriend. There are several methods of whipping, the most popular being pussy whipped, when sex is held out for obideince. When a guy is whipped he is generally a little bitch and proceds to ditch his friends repeatedly and tells amazing stories about being in love. He also will doing fag like activities like ice skating and picnics. He should probably be beat down or slapped by a penis for such activities.
Best Friend: Damn you sure are whipped.
Whipped Bitch: No, Im in love, you guys wouldn't understand.
*slapped in face by dick*
Best Friend: Shut the Fuck up fag.
Whipped Bitch: Damn I needed that. Thanks guys! Ive got to go dump a bitch!
by C-Pimp April 8, 2006
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