skank wank

a skank wank is a girl/whore that you find irritating and would like to lay her down and wank all over to prove u dont need her for nothing and that ur independant

she is only worth a skank wank if that

by Jordan Pritchett August 27, 2006

wank fart

The sound that resonates when one is Wanking as the sweat glands on the Penis (and/or semen that has been ejaculated) that secrete sweat comes into contact with the moving hand, thus making a noise.

Dude, did you hear John yesterday? He was doing some crazy wank farts.

by Michael Fletche March 24, 2008

wank skank

person who has a wank over someone they shouldn't, for example a friends partner

you wank skank! cant believe you had a wank over melissas boyfriend!

by ashthetash June 3, 2014

Survival Wank

When you masterbate for as long as possible without ejaculating.

This is the opposite of a turbo wank.

I had a epic survival wank over that gianna michaels porn scene.

by Elderdragon December 27, 2013

jockey wanks

a school piggy back game played on a tump.
upto 10 pairs of battling jockeys on the back of there mate (the wank)trying to unseat the jockey or push the wank down the hill using arms and feet etc. started at st clements school in worcester, england in the early 80s.

come on lads lets go and have a game of jockey wanks and see whos the best.

by Tudgey October 21, 2008

Courtesy Wank

When she won’t give up the pussy for one reason or another but offers a gratuitous hand job to give your aching nuts some relief.

Rachel had such a heavy flow this month she wouldn’t have sex so she gave me a courtesy wank.

Her nasty yeast infection earned me several days of courtesy wanks.

by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2018

Wog Wanking

Wog wanking is the term of an overly Australian man or woman masturbating furiously over morally heartbreaking things.

Oi cunt, what'd you do last night?

Oh I was just Wog Wanking.

Mate, you need to fucking stop.

by Undeniably Fucked Up October 10, 2016