Grey Weasel

MILF snatch. Mature woman's pubes.
He got drunk and went hunting the Grey Weasel.
by muffincruncher December 02, 2010
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toilet weasel

I just made a toilet weasel.
by Awesome Ploppy Pie September 29, 2017
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Weasel Tash

Childlike, pre-teen hair growth. Grows in a very patchy manner not unlike a weasel or other small rodent like animal whiskers.....

A male adult who is unable to grow facial hair resembling stubble or a beard...they will often shave every day to avoid sightings of their patchy and island like hair growths.

Often seen in adults who are starting to see hair loss around the 'wing-back' area.
A very poor hair growth, slight facial hair, not fully covering the face.
Resembling whiskers of a Weasel

Did you see that guy at the bar? I felt sorry for him - he had fading wingbacks and a proper weasel tash!
by Dr O2 December 12, 2011
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skeevy weasel

The creepy dude on the train who just leers at you.
"Did you see that skeevy weasel on the ride to chinatown?"

"I hope some day to grow up to be a skeevy weasel and creep girls out on the bus all day."
by hsigor August 16, 2007
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Weasel wagon

Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.
I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.
by Dr. Tobagen July 08, 2018
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weasel wagon

Apparatus that holds engine weasels. Aka swine box. Aka bland house boy.
Get out wagon! Damned weasel wagon!
by Dr. Tobagen July 08, 2018
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Sneaky Phuckin Weasel

A Mythical Creature, dedicated to Party Karate. It is able to drink copious amounts of Tequila, without a hint of fear. It can sneak around town without being captured by the feds. Not to be mistaken for it’s timid spineless cousin the typical Sneaky Weasel.
That Sneaky Phuckin Weasel really rocked the party last night... I have no idea how he weaseled his way from the Feds!!!!
by Sneaky Phuckin Weasel March 01, 2010
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