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go commit vital disfunctions

This is a serious insult. Noone will ever use this, unless you are a murderer. It is incredibly strong, and will decimate.
It is started with the go commit insult.
person1: "yo fam ur mom gay"
person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag"
person3: "Guys, don't make me do it."
person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you"
person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions."
*person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*
by hotboylookingtomingle November 22, 2018
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Franco Aric Vitanco Bulos

Because he needs to know:
You're amazing and don't doubt it- beautiful inside and out. Don't put yourself down because:
1) mad piano skills, man. Don't hide it.
2) Survived your first year of marching band
3) Kind- you're the nicest person I know (yes, he is I'm not lying)
4) You've helped me out so much and you know it
You guys if you ever meet him tell him thank you for just being alive
His greatness is to great to be expressed in a sentence, but here goes:
... I can't

Sorry guys
But because I have to
Franco Aric Vitanco Bulos

yes
by FirestormForever November 25, 2019
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Erin Nuzzle Vitale

Erin Nuzzle Vitale is a 5ft 4 female who is in love with her gorgeous man Brody Roger Scratch Ginn (even though he's a butthead)
Did you know Erin Nuzzle Vitale is the average height of a female in the UK?
Yeah she's 5 ft 4
by A 5ft 4 female September 20, 2020
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Darlene M.Vita

Goes by Sisk too..SHE AMD ALOT OF YOUTUBERs are fighting and arguing all the time and trying to solve these problems that aren't even there and this one act like she was my best friend got all my information now she took over my phone she'll steal your identity she'll steal your money she'll steal your life she'll do everything to hurt you this girl is evil and she's from Slidell la stay away from her or else she's going to steal all your stuff and try to look like you as well.
Darlene M.Vita is one of the wolves and sheep clothing.
by Element of surprise September 29, 2022
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Good Source Of Vitamins

A term for any article of food, typically snack foods, that has a significant amount of sugar in it, around 50% your daily value's sugar per serving size.
Upon the box of poptarts read a small but prevalent line of text at the front: "good source of vitamins and minerals!" A simple tactic to distract careless buyers from daring to read the nutrition facts on the back and find the dark secrets buried just below the surface...
by Inlovewithabsol February 1, 2024
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The Dirty Vitalli

When a UNICEF worker or any other charity asks you for a charitable donation you gently say "go fuck your mother" and get in the car
UNICEF:excuse me sir, can you spare a dollar for the African orphans?

Person: go fuck your mother (gently). Car starts and drives away.

UNICEF: fuck I got the dirty vitalli again today.
by Jrmmmm March 21, 2024
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